Wednesday's Three Word Wednesday

The words over at Three Word Wednesday are drain, epic and nibble.

Drain

Frantic pounding is coming from the kitchen.
Against my better judgment, I shut off the TV and investigate.
Dad’s trying to wrestle a piece of sheet metal over the kitchen sink. He’s driving roofing nails into the Formica-covered countertop in an effort to secure the metal across the sink’s double stainless steel recesses.
Dad’s fancies himself as an experimental agronomist. He’s working in the sunroom on a new system of hydroponics. Something to do with Sea Monkeys in the water and recycling or recirculation. Regeneration, maybe.
I dunno, whatever.
Above dad’s every hammer-strike, however, are wet thuds against the metal. The thumpings, I notice, are coming from the drain. Something’s definitely fighting back against the metal cap. Several small dimples are quickly becoming one big dent.
“Epic,” I say, watching the metal dome grow with each successive upwelling.
“Jesus, don’t just stand there, grab a hammer and help me,” dad says. “Or else I’m going to lose containment here.”
I’m about to move forward, hammer in my fist, roofing nails clamped in my lips, when mom walks in the back door, cradling a brown paper sack of groceries.
She’s quick to assess the situation, drops the bag on the kitchen table and calmly walks to the sink and flips the switch on the disposal.
There’s a dry, hacking whir as the blade tries to make good work of the obstructions.
And from the cracks between the nails and now- misshapened metal, a putrid stench rises, like burnt hair and rotting fish.
Mom stands firm, with balled fists on her hips, shaking her head ever so slightly in the negative.
“That was to be my next move,” dad says, adjusting his glasses and nibbling slightly on his lower lip. “Say, how about Chinese for dinner, my treat?”

25 comments:

Anton Gully said...

Hi!

I'm trying to get my head around 3ww - how long did it take you to write the above? Cos it didn't seem like the words were up all that long and there are all these replies appearing over there.

Is it a race?

BTW love the story. I am a Sea Monkey herder (legit) so I'm biased.

anthonynorth said...

Well done, Dad. He stopped all the splattering over the kitchen. Huh, what do wives know? :-)
Loved it, by the way.

Leonard Blumfeld said...

Nibblingly epic, Dad, your drain work!

cricket51 said...

LOL - mom's always know best - nice save with offering to buy Chinese though!

Julie JordanScott said...

Our gender is epic at saving the day... and the drain... nibbling slowly away at some of the other genders egos... :-)

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Enjoyed the heck out of your poem.

Jantun said...

This paints a great picture. I must admit I cringed on the explanation of the dents.

Amarettogirl said...

Can't tell you just how much I missed your FANTASTIC writing!! It's inspirational to read your fast witted and professionally paced compilation of the 3ww words! Its been a while and it was such a treat to come back to this page!

Just someone said...

LOL - Moms knows best, eh?
Always, all the time!
But Dads do their part!

Loved the piece, nice read...

lissa said...

like a scene from some sitcom perhaps? Mom always seem to know what to do - what's up with that?

Stan Ski said...

Dad's and DIY - What a lethal combination...!

olive said...

LOL. Enjoyed this one

peggy said...

I was cringing at the roofing nails getting hammered into the countertop. I'd have killed him.

Fun story. You are really very good at creating a vivid picture with minimal words. The details are like "aha! he's so right!" nuggets.

I really enjoyed this one.

Tim Remp said...

I felt like I was reading a scene from my own house... Why do women have to be right so often ;)

pia said...

This had me laughing
experimental agronomist.

The story however was very creepy in a very good way and I loved that last line

Michael Solender said...

wild. simply wild

mazzz in Leeds said...

LOL!

And you have reminded me of how I always wanted to order sea monkeys from the back of spiderman comics, but Mum wouldn't let me.

They might know better, but what spoilsports!

Dee Martin said...

Wouldn't you just HATE to be their plumber :) This was hilarious. A sitcom episode indeed with a little scifi thrown in. Where is Dr. Who when you need him anyway?

one more believer said...

hey thommy that was ever so real... in the beginning i thought it was gonna go a whole other way...but when mama comes home everything is made write...i cannot help but to think of tim the toolman..tho he never messed with monkeys...

Michelle said...

LOL that was great!

Donald Conrad said...

What a hoot. I could picture the whole thing. Gawd, I cringed at the use of roofing nails...

~Tim said...

I was cringing too at the roofing nails and sheet metal on the counter. Fun read!

Deanna Schrayer said...

Yep, we mommies always know best, not to mention everything. :) Fun story Thom. Welcome to #fridayflash!

Eric J. Krause said...

Judging from her reaction, Mom must be used to this sort of behavior. Good story!

Laurita said...

I had to laugh at Peggy's reaction to the nails in the counter top - I felt the same way.

Very cool story. Well done!

aspiemom said...

Mom's reaction was priceless! And the smell of burnt hair and rotting fish--too funny!

Well done--

I'm sorry it took me so long to stop by.

-chrisd